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Walking through Walmart the other day, a good-looking lady approaches me. I'm a little excited until I see that she is wearing an Xfinity shirt.

Her: Sir, can I ask you a question?

Me: Yes, you get one.....and you just asked it. Listen, I'm never, ever, ever using Comcast again. They owe me money. I'll be retaining an attorney next week as they've given me a run-around for the past three years They are the most immoral business I have ever encountered. I'm sorry to disappoint you. I'd recommend finding another job ASAP as you're probably going to hear this kind of thing a lot.