Quote:
Originally Posted by dhoward
Bar jokes:
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
A 6 foot tall grasshopper walks into a bar. All of the patrons are stunned into silence as the grasshopper walks up to the bartender. Finally recomposing himself the bartender says "Hey, do you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper says "Really? You have a drink named Phil?"
[rimshot]
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A dyslexic guy walks into a bra ...
Side joke :
Why did they make dyslexia so hard to spell ?
Side-side joke :
Whoever invented the word lisp was having a laugh weren’t they !!!