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Originally Posted by cashflyer
Dear Penthouse Forums... I never thought it would happen to me, but I had booked a car with Uber to get me home from the bar. When I got into the car, I found it was being driven by a blonde, 23 year old cheerleader for Colorado State. She said her name was Frank, and that's when I knew it was going to be a rough ride.
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And then I stiffed her for the fare, but now it hurts, and I'm only interested in a sammich nowadays....
Paging Jackie Chiles...