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When we were filling out the paperwork with the officiant.
Off: "so miss would you like to change your last name?"
Her: "Yes please"
Off: "and you sir, would you lie to change your name?"
Me: "huh, what... I can change my name?"
Off" "yes"
Me: "to anything I want?"
Off: "yes"
Wife looks at me in horror...
"I henceforth will be refereed to Sir Farkware Fluffybottom the third!"
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Gary Fisher 29er
2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone 
1995 Miata Sold
1984 944 Sold
I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo.
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