[Jeff Higgins]

That whole area is pretty notorious as the land of banjo music and no teeth. I think the last sex scandal that came out of there was a guy having sex with his St. Bernard out in his driveway. The arresting officer wasn't sure what to charge him with - he ruled our "animal cruelty" because the dog was "in the dominant position". I wonder if it was the same guy. Or a cousin or something. Oh hell, it had to be a cousin - they are all cousins down there, in the land of "uncle dad".