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I was in London, actually Slough and out for a jog. I felt pain in my left chest and thought "no way" but turned around anyway. I got back to the hotel and the pain was worse and hurt to breathe. The desk clerk put me into a backroom immediately and the house doctor was there in a few minutes. The doc checked me out said no heart attack mate but lets get you to your room. There they actually brought in some kind of monitor and had me stay in bed all day. Next day all better. Turns out I had taken a shot to the chest during a rugby match two days prior. It just took that much time to bloom. Cost me 10 pounds sterling for the doctor, my employer paid for the monitor.