[scottmandue]

I knew a girl back in high school, I was certain she was my 'soulmate'... but she had other ideas. Long story short she went to college up north, met a nice guy, got married, I went to the wedding and we all got to be great friends. I should say back when we were young it was the 80's and we did our fair share of partying.

Fast forward to a few years ago, I decide to make a random call and see how she and the hubby are doing. Conversation started out normal enough but then she commented on the worm infestation, said they were all over the back yard, little white worms. Me: "well that is terrible you should call a terminator" She says (in a whisper) her husband doesn't believe her, the worms are inside the house, and inside the refrigerator, she catches them and puts them in baggies and shows people and they still don't believe her.

I politely backed out of the conversation and hung up.


And besides everyone knows that Juan Ponce de León was first to the moon... crackpot!