What's a snow shovel

? You can easily detect the transplanted northerners in my hood...they have 'em and dutifully clear their sidewalks and driveways...first thing. Me....I just wait for it to melt while consuming the three gallons of milk and four loaves of bread I bought when the storm hit...usually takes a day for the snow to melt. Southerners...."we" lose our freakn' minds when snow invades...I'll admit to that...but I'm NOT buying a snow shovel!!!!