Vash...
Whether I’m out to grind my ax on Celebrity is a legit question. So too is whether or not I’m a chronic complaining ahole who enjoys putting companys down. That in mind, I invite all interested to come along with me and experience a slice of this cruise for yourself. Then you decide how you would rate the experience.
To set stage, it’s appropriate to have an understanding of what value promises Celebrity makes concerning the Solstice. We’ll agreed that some exaggeration in advertising is expected.
“Our range of luxurious accommodations has been artfully created to make your stay warm and welcoming.”
“Revel in stylish design”
“Watch the world go by in modern luxury.”
“Each AquaClass stateroom includes the following world-class amenities that all contribute to your modern luxury experience.”
“Our passion for outstanding cuisine takes the onboard dining experience to a whole new level. But luxurious staterooms and specialty restaurants are only part of this ship’s charm.”
Public Relations Article (Dated November 2016)
“Better than ever…”
“More stunning than ever…”
“…designed with luxurious, modern travel in mind…”
Now, let’s cruise…
First boarding… delayed 2.5 hours. Next, boarding itself is a cattle call through a DisneyWorld-like serpentine cue lasting 40 minutes. Once on board, we're informed that access to all staterooms is delayed---there’s another 2 hour wait. Reason for this delay: “continued stateroom cleaning.”
In our stateroom, the balcony…
Our balcony’s walls and ceiling…
