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Originally Posted by Bill Douglas
The police gave me a $300 fine over a minor driving matter that I wouldn't pay. So they threatened to take me to court and appear before a district court judge in a 45 minutes hearing. Most people would get a little nervous, but not our Billy Boy here.
I spoke truthfully  and spoke of how the cop was so angry I thought he was going to punch me (come on ya bastard, you can do it). In fact he was rocking left and right (which is just what Maoris do just before they hit you.) And presented my side of the story in a slow calculated manner. Plus I wore my best suit 
Case dismissed.
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Nice work!
I got caught out in a few Maori villages when I visited NZ. I felt a little unease there.