[M.D. Holloway]

My wife and I took our Daughter shopping at the mall to spend out the gift cards she received as Christmas presents. In one store, notably a teen girl store, we spent at least 30 minutes looking at various skirts and tops. I was trying to be as helpful as possible but was asked to go to another store to exchange something. On my way back my wife called and and asked me to meet them at the dressing rooms. OK.

So I go back and I notice store employees past the mirrors so I walk in and find my wife in the hall way outside a closed door of a dressing room where our Daughter is. I figured she needed my help with something. I hear a male voice say, excuse me sir you can't be in here, its for women only. I walk back and say 'and that beard on your face is from testosterone injections?" he says " I work here. I'm allowed." "Well then, how about if I told you I identify as a women? What then? " We stared and then my wife said "Mike, please wait outside.

My Daughter came out laughing. Oh well. Another 3 hours later and the Irish Whiskey awaits!