[Doug Zielke]

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One day I was in the garage workin' on the Harley, when a JW came to the open door.
He asked if I was 'interested' in their church.
Looking him straight in the eye, and without saying a word, I fired up the Hog and briskly rapped the throttle several times. As a few long blue flames came from the pipe and almost caught the dudes pants on fire, he quickly turned on his heels and split. Haven't had any more missionaries since then.