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Total Recall
A midget, a bodybuilder and a porn star walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, an election?"
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Gary Coleman said that if he's elected governor of California, he's going to
build condos for "homeless little people."
Everything will be scaled down to their size. Kitchen cabinets lower, sinks, toilets, etc., lower. And the tenants will not have to pay any rent.
They'll be known as Gary Coleman's Stay Free Mini-Pads.
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"You go to the track with the Porsche you have, not the Porsche you wish you had."
'03 E46 M3
'57 356A
Various VWs
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