[LWJ]

Ok. Best rumor ever.

Years ago, we sent out an invite to lots of families that go to school with our kids. It was for a summer event in rural Oregon, near Paul's. Lots of redneck jokes. Lots of stupid, goofball fun on he invite. In small font in the bottom it said "as always, clothing optional."

We had the event and some months went by. Later, at a neighbors event, she said that she heard the best rumor about our family. THAT WE WERE NUDISTS!!!

It just kills me that there is someone so completely uptight to read past a page of jokes to fixate on people taking their clothes off. Best rumor ever.