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This reminds me of a story from a book I read long ago about a guitarmaker and his partner.

The guitarmaker was a devoutly religious man. Straight as an arrow.
His partner was a partying/ raging drunk. They hated each other.

One evening, the drunk partner had passed out in the driver's seat of his car. The next morning, a neighbor saw him passed out, slouched over in the seat, and tapped on the window to make sure he was okay.

The drunk partner (startled from being awaken and finding himself in a car), panicked, and threw a bottle of whiskey straight through the window at the neighbor, shattering the window glass.

Ever the comedian, the drunk partner exclaimed to the neighbor- "You've got to hand it to my son, he does one HELL of a job cleaning those windows"