[hcoles]

After 15 years or so of not going to IKEA, I went in yesterday to try and find a simple shelf unit. Finally found a couple of locations where they had shelves and then gave up. I was not able to easily and quickly exit. I asked to get an escort to get me to my car and after going through some secret doors/etc. got out. A lady working there said that the two most common questions are "HTF do I get out of here and where's the bathroom?" They have good stuff there but the manipulation they put you through is too much for me. In another 15 years I'll probably forget and give it another go.