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Originally Posted by speeder
I knew that burglars watch the obituaries, so I went down to the Police station and offered to pay an off-duty cop good $$ to hang out for a couple hours. They asked who my dad was and when I told them, they said, "we'll do it for free and it will be an on-duty officer."  |
That's a great epitaph man. I'd have lost my sheet right then and there.
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