My opinion: the female speech pattern is very similar to the teacher in the Charlie Brown comics . As males we can/do hear certain aspects but it's along the lines of " you want some sex " or " it's steak and BJ day " or " you still want that three way "
But most female conversations fall into the Charlie Brown teacher " wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk " that only dogs can decipher
I'm truly amazed that I will be married to the same woman this June for 40 years !
