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I am an irascible old man who is grumpy and grouchy. The older I get the more I come to realize what ignorant fools people are, and I don't have the time left to suffer fools. So I let them know in no uncertain terms what ignorant dunces that they are. I love nothing better than let a quaff when walking down an aisle at the store to let the next patron know that I have been there. Not only does it make me feel better it keeps me from getting sick or something?

When some youngster with pimples asks me, "What did you do during the war you old fk," I reply I shoveled shyte in Louisana, and now can shovel shyte with the best of em in DC. That usually shuts the little illerate bas+ards up.