Ok, I know this is a pointless question simply because we are talking about the human animal.....
My son and his wife are getting gas at Sam’s Club the other week when they watch a female walk right over from the pumps and over to the bushes, undue her pants and proceed to drop a turd right there in public during normal business hours to boot.
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The wife calls me this morning and proceeds to tell me about a dude start to fill his car and then walk over to the Costco attendant office, whip out his little jimmy and hose down the back of the booth. Again in public and in view of everyone. Needless to say a two way dialogue ensued between this asshat and the Mrs. when he got tired of the banter he gives the Mrs the middle finger. She kindly reply’s, “Yeah, no thanks, you couldn’t handle me...” way to go babe!
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