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Originally Posted by Holger View Post
Yes, always washing my hands after.
It is amazing how many leave the work bathroom without washing their hands, even after pooping!
Used to work in this studio way back in the day.

At lunch I'd grab a huge bag of popcorn and just leave it open on my desk.

Anyone who wanted some was free to help themselves.

Every day Billy was the first one there digging in with both hands like some rabid raccoon.

One afternoon I head to the bathroom to take a leak.

Someone is in the stall pinching a loaf.

He finishes, flushes, comes out, says "Hi Scott", walks straight past the sink and out of the bathroom.

I'll give you one guess who.

Went straight to my desk, tossed the popcorn, never bought any ever again.
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