a few weeks ago, i come biking around a steep downhill corner. i totally surprised two cute mtn biking ladies coming up the hill towards me. they were wearing full riding gear, glasses..(trying to draw a picture for you guys), totally smoking hot bodies. very lean. i assume they were hot, but they were wearing sunglasses. for the purpose of this story, let's assume they were both hot.
okay, here i come. fairly silent. i hear one of them FART..really really loud. i just started laughing. they saw me and started laughing..then one of the ladies said," excuse us, but i really suggest that you close your mouth"..
it was damn funny. i did pause my breathing..
i saw them later at the parking lot, i wanted to high five them. they had great attitudes.