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Dog-faced pony soldier
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A Rock Surrounded by a Whole lot of Water
Posts: 34,187
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Only if you fart directly into the casket. The deceased can’t smell it and the still-alive attendees can, so it’s really just a courtesy. I suggest shimmying right up there and bare-assing it so you’re sure to get it all in there and away from the sensitive noses of the still-breathing. Scooch up and sit right on the casket edge if you have to. It’s the polite thing to do after all.
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