You know what I hate: The goddamned Girl Scouts humping cookies outside every goddamned store in the county!
Birth control, People, birth control.
I mean for the love of god, how dare they make me look them in the eye and tell them to **** off...it is child prostitution for cripes sake.
And the only thing thin about the fat mothers standing behind the little trolls is the Thin Mint cookie crumbs on their K-Mart sweaters.
What is their website, anyway:
www.cookiewhores.com!?!
All green ink.
Here is what I say to the cashiers and Girl Scouts: No thanks. Bye.