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Originally Posted by Seahawk
You know what I hate: The goddamned Girl Scouts humping cookies outside every goddamned store in the county!
Birth control, People, birth control.
I mean for the love of god, how dare they make me look them in the eye and tell them to **** off...it is child prostitution for cripes sake.
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And EVERYTIME I go to the store! I mean how many times do they expect me to buy cookies?
I just tell them I'm diabetic and they recoil in horror as if I'm contagious.
Actuality I tell them the truth "my wife buys the cookies in our house" she was a den mother back in the day... you know back when they would send young girls out alone selling cookies door to door? (my wife would escort her daughter)