[Eric Hahl]

Here's a good one for ya. I had a small package delivered to the house via USPS. I have a security, locking box with a slot.
I get a note that they tried to deliver the package and will deliver the next day if I check a box saying "leave at front door". OK, I do this and tape it to the slot so the mailperson can see it.
Get a note the next day, unable to deliver, come to post office to pick it up tomorrow.

I go down to the post office to get the package and ask why it wasn't delivered as per my request to leave it at the front door. The response...

Them>The package was small enough to fit into a normal mailbox, since yours is just a slot we couldn't put it in there.

Me>I checked the box to have it placed at the front door.

Them>The driver doesn't get paid to deliver to the front door.

Me> They deliver packages to the front door all the time, when did this change?

Them>If the package is small enough to fit in a normal mailbox they don't have to deliver to your front door.

Me>speechless