[RKDinOKC]

That has got to be tough.

There are 3 times that come to mind that I ran off the road.

First was driving down an icey road. Without provocation the front wheel drive car I was driving just spun around and into a bar ditch. Didn't even have time to take my foot off the gas, so the front wheel drive car just came up out of the bar ditch and back down the road in the direction I had just come from. Decided I didn't want to go that route anyway and found a more-traveled less icey route.

The second and third times was driving my 4x4.

Went up over the curb and through yards to avoid an idiot that pulled across and into traffic. Would have broad sided me if I hadn't abandoned the roadway. Driving through the yards passed the idiot and pulled out in front of them. They had the nerve to honk so I brake checked them and went on.

The third one was not really unintentional. Was driving down and country road with a 4x4 full of people. Someone asked if I ever went off-roading. Immediately turned right, went thru the bar ditch and up into a field. Did a few donuts and went back onto the road. They commented {I guess that's a yes." Must admit there was alcohol involved in that impromptu excursion.

No people or vehicles were injured or damaged.