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7) When i was driving behind a state cop in jersey on the 280 and the cop took and off ramp. So once he was out of view i stomped on it and took off. What i didn't realize was that the off ramp was attached to the corresponding on ramp and i got nailed doing 100mph in a 55 section (the highway was empty).

I read about that in Hot Rod magazine once years ago, I've been watching over my shoulder at on-ramps every since.

Holding box in one hand, pulling clip with pliers in other. Clip pops off (with amazing force!), pliers/clip/hand comes straight toward my face..... after slicing through my lip, the clip embeds itself in my gums above my front teeth.

Ouch!!