I'd take white and even black if it was a deal. I speculate that those who love the early, ugly colors weren't around (or were too young to buy) when they came out. They were ugly then and they're ugly now. Just because they're unique (to you) and this day and age doesn't make them desirable; just ugly.
With that old man grumpiness out of the way, I'd skip all those stupid greens, oranges (although I like some) and the s*&t eating browns. My God man! If you want to be reminded of that, have another kid or check Ronnie's underwear after he lifts.