Years ago I joined my first rock band. We needed some way to haul our gear. The keyboard player had a 50' Ford bread delivery van that'd been sitting for a few years and didn't run. So I get out the wrenches and go at it. No problem had it running in a few hours. Time to take it for a spin. I pull out heading down the street come up to the end of the street where you have to turn left or right. When I realize "What tha f**" no brakes. Well let me tell ya, 50' Ford delivery vans are hard enough to turn when you can slow down for a turn let alone when you can't. Luckily for me no one was coming and I did manage to make the turn, albeit with a little detour through a couple of folks lawns.
