[john70t]

Obtain surveillance tape.
Send them all hateful email and immediate demand for payment.
Bill personal cleanup time at $300-500/hr. Min 1/4 hr billed per policy.
Just like any bank lier or tow company or collection agency.
In 5 years bump it up to a few million outstanding accrued interest, plus collection and legal fees.
Make them sell you their first unborn.

Clean your dishes? Huh. Try that again.