[Bill Douglas]

I had a friend, shall we call him Wayne. His whole life was soooo amazing yet he worked for a government department. His stories were so far fetched that we started to doubt him after a while, and maybe he wasn't actually a priest and that his girlfriend wasn't actually a supermodel, and we had never actually met her because she's working on an assignment in Los Angeles, or was that Paris. Which is quite impressive for a short fat balding bloke.

To call his bluff one of the guys was in Perth and rang up Wayne's family to say hello, being one of Wayne's closest friends it was all OK. Well, it turned out his family were actually multi multi millionaires and showed him some wonderful hospitality.

But my sister bumped into him the other day and told me about how well Wayne is doing blah blah blah, and he has a really amazing girlfriend who unfortunately she didn't get to meet because she was on a modeling assignment in Los Angeles. I mentioned this to the other guys who explained it's not actually a girlfriend he has, and the friend works in the same government department with him.