That was great. I laughed so hard that I woke up my wife. Who started going through the Beanies telling me which ones were valuable. He had a lot of really old Beanies, including some very valuable ones. Uh-oh, could I be writing such an auction someday? We have crate after crate of these things but
AFAIK my wife isn't having an affair. Well, there's two sides to everything. His wife may have been doing hanky-panky with a Beanie salesman, but can you blame her, married to "drunkensailor" with 502 eBay points?