[Bill Douglas]

Has anyone had a DNA test and what were your feelings about the results?

Girlfriend is slightly interested, but I said there is some small print that says the results are the property of the DNA testing company. That put her off to some degree.

Not that I'm involved in anything dodgy but I don't like the idea of my DNA being "sold" to police departments. And whenever there is a crime my DNA would get run through the computer with all the others.

Plus you may get contact from "who would have thought I have a cousin in Nigeria" who would love to meet me but their vast fortune is locked up and needs money to release.

Me, myself, I know that I'm half English, half Scottish, and half German. So not much to find out.