What To Do With A Socialist Elite Member On PARF?

[flipper35]

Originally Posted by Tobra

You would think so, but no. Ironically ironic is like a double negative, so you go back to black. It is all in the user guide they mailed out.


Why, it is not about politics or religion.

Stray cats at 10 paces. Turn and hurl the cats at your opponent until one of you has lost too much blood to continue. Pour bacon grease on the unfortunate contestant and let the cats finish him

It is the only way

I would pay good money if it were badgers instead of cats.

Craig, I will kill you if you like, but you have to come our way as I am too lazy to travel very far.

[Jim Richards]

Badgers would be cool.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

Badgers would be cool.

And they wouldn't mind.

[Shaun @ Tru6]

[sammyg2]

[sammyg2]

Tip of the day:
Notice how they stand sideways, presenting a narrower target to their opponent and reducing the chances of getting kilt.
That works well as long you don't have a big beer belly or fat butt.

[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

That works well as long you don't have a big beer belly or fat butt.

Well..... been nice knowing ya tabby....

[Tervuren]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

Tip of the day:
Notice how they stand sideways, presenting a narrower target to their opponent and reducing the chances of getting kilt.
That works well as long you don't have a big beer belly or fat butt.

It doesn't reduce the chance of getting killed.

It increases the likely hood of a fatal wound from lining up multiple organs with one shot.

It does make for a smaller target.

[john70t]

Do ya'll think Tabdulla the Great would ever be able to choose the most appropriate matchlock for the occasion to go with the shoes?

[Rawknees'Turbo]

Originally Posted by tabs

Why would anyone want to be social with some one like you? What do you have to offer besides your intolerance and hate. Excuse me if I don't want to shake your hand. I find you to be disgusting...you are .filth.... you are scum...you are a degenerate.

And this is why, despite your almost insufferable bravado and self-aggrandizement, that I am so entertained by your posts - well done!

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Well..... been nice knowing ya tabby....

LOL ....but his recent weight loss has sure increased his chances. Soooo....which NIB duelling spoon will Tabby select..will he hesitate when his life is on the line...and is the depreciation worth it ?

Stay tuned folks....

[sammyg2]

Appropriate attire is a must.

For the traditionalist:








For those wishing to portray a more contemporary appearance:





But more importantly, the challenge must be properly announced:








For those who work in the media please take note, this is how they handled fake news back in the good ole days (standing sideways, if you don't get shot you don't get kilt):




And amongst gentlemen, it was not necessary to fight to the death.
Simply taking out your opponent's knee with a large round bone-shattering lead ball was enough to get him to shake hands and make up.





Ah, things were different back then.




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[Tobra]

If it is a pay per view deal, ,like with Tiger and Lefty, we can make it happen.

[sveiks]

What does PARF stand for ?

[MRM]

People Avoiding the Real Forum. Tabs' original post is on topic for this (off topic) forum.

[Gogar]

Passive-agressive retorts forum

[Gogar]

poopyheads arsholes and retirees funnel

[dlockhart]

playing catch-up.. badgers.

Where did the badgers go?

[Gogar]

Peoples Attitudes are Really Foul

[Gogar]

Prostates And 'Roids Fury