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The Unsettler
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lantanna TX
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Things that suck about getting old.
Start of the list. Feel free to add to it.
#1. Grey nose hairs. They are so much more obvious and seem to grow inches overnight.
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"I want my two dollars" "Goodbye and thanks for the fish" "Proud Member and Supporter of the YWL" "Brandon Won" |
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12-04-2018, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: west michigan
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#2 grey eyebrows that grow just as fast
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78 SC Targa Black....gone 84 Carrera Targa White 98 Honda Prelude 22 Honda Civic SI |
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12-04-2018, 02:45 PM
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Slippery Slope Victim
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Brooklyn, NY USA
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#3 Frikin ear hair!
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12-04-2018, 02:47 PM
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I keep hurting myself. I do something today and tomorrow something hurts. Seems like I could get a warning.
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Keep talking, Im gonna put you in the trunk. |
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12-04-2018, 02:49 PM
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I see you
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: NJ
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Losing muscle no matter how hard I try.
Gaining fat no matter how hard I try.
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Si non potes inimicum tuum vincere, habeas eum amicum and ride a big blue trike. "'Bipartisan' usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." |
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12-04-2018, 02:52 PM
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Takin' hard left turns
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: So Cal
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Mystery knicks and cuts.
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12-04-2018, 02:53 PM
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Having a door held open for ya...
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12-04-2018, 02:56 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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Bunch of whiners. Old age ain't for sissies. Try not to worry about it. It won't last long.
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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12-04-2018, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Valencia Pa.
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Reading glasses
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12-04-2018, 03:07 PM
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I'm with Bill
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Jensen Beach, FL
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The only place you are more attractive than a 20 year old is in the strip club.
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1978 Mini Cooper Pickup 1991 BMW 318i M50 2.8 swap 2005 Mini Cooper S 2014 BMW i3 Giga World - For sale in late March |
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12-04-2018, 03:11 PM
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Location: west michigan
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Having a hot gal call you Mister or Sir
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78 SC Targa Black....gone 84 Carrera Targa White 98 Honda Prelude 22 Honda Civic SI |
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12-04-2018, 03:13 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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Making that old man noise when getting up out of a chair.
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12-04-2018, 03:14 PM
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Farting at random.
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12-04-2018, 03:16 PM
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Getting up at midnight to take a leak.
Well, actually, that hasn't changed. At 25 I was getting up from a barstool , not a bed. |
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12-04-2018, 03:17 PM
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My body aches in morning until I have walked around as I get ready for the day.
I guess it's like the 911 preforming better once the oil warms up. |
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12-04-2018, 03:17 PM
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I'm with Bill
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Jensen Beach, FL
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"Late" keeps getting earlier.
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1978 Mini Cooper Pickup 1991 BMW 318i M50 2.8 swap 2005 Mini Cooper S 2014 BMW i3 Giga World - For sale in late March |
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12-04-2018, 03:21 PM
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Unregistered
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Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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12-04-2018, 03:35 PM
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Double Trouble
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: North of Pittsburgh
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pooping..becomes like giving birth.
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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..........but I turned myself around.. 75 914 1.8 2010 Cayenne base |
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12-04-2018, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Charlottesville Va
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Getting up to take a leak? Try x3
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Greg Lepore 85 Targa 05 Ducati 749s (wrecked, stupidly) 2000 K1200rs (gone, due to above) 05 ST3s (unfinished business) |
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12-04-2018, 03:38 PM
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Double Trouble
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: North of Pittsburgh
Posts: 11,704
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thin skin. I bleed and bruise so easy now.
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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..........but I turned myself around.. 75 914 1.8 2010 Cayenne base |
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12-04-2018, 03:39 PM
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Black Betty
1973 Porsche 914 1.7 very modifed
