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Tervuren 02-03-2019 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted by slow&rusty (Post 10341404)
When the newest car you currently own was made in 1986
Hmm, my first car was a 1985, it got hit and I replaced it with a 1986.

Then I added a 1984.

So was old for a long time I guess.

Finally got younger in 2015.

Crowbob 02-03-2019 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by flatbutt (Post 10341442)
when urination takes longer than sex
...and more satisfying.

porsche tech 02-03-2019 07:05 AM
An older friend with whom I occasionally golf, says he's so old he doesn't buy green bananas!

Bob Kontak 02-03-2019 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by porsche tech (Post 10341538)
An older friend with whom I occasionally golf, says he's so old he doesn't buy green bananas!
I hear ya!

However, at my age I still feel like an eighteen year old.

But there's never one around.

(Uncle Milty)

RSBob 02-03-2019 06:52 PM
Now I pee before drives, just like I used to tell the kiddos when they were young, as well as Mrs RSbob. Now I also limit my fluid intake before long drives, to prevent the emergency RESTROOM NOW! Warning from the brain stem.

porsche tech 02-04-2019 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 10341842)
I hear ya!

However, at my age I still feel like an eighteen year old.

But there's never one around.

(Uncle Milty)
Same guy says "I have to take half a viagra every day just to keep from pissing on my shoes"!

jhynesrockmtn 02-04-2019 05:11 AM
Happy birthday to your daughter. I first felt really old when I had people working for me that were my daughters age. That was 2010 or so, she turns 30 this year.

Rednine11 02-04-2019 08:49 AM
You know you're old when
you don't know if its going to be a fart or a turd but you go ahead and push anyway.

sammyg2 02-04-2019 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by pwd72s (Post 10340595)
Your "kid" turns 49. Yep, today marks our daughter making 49 trips around the sun. She won't read this, but happy birthday, kid.

That is all...
Or maybe you just got started sooner than some of us ;)

wdfifteen 02-04-2019 09:53 AM
You know you're old when you have more surgeries scheduled on your calendar than dinner dates.

Left foot was October, right foot last week, left elbow Feb 27.

billybek 02-04-2019 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Rednine11 (Post 10342748)
You know you're old when
you don't know if its going to be a fart or a turd but you go ahead and push anyway.
Isn't that called a "Higgins" around these parts?SmileWavy

Rednine11 02-04-2019 12:32 PM
We call it a "Shart" around here. when u just try to fart but get the bonus plan....


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