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You know you're old when...
Your "kid" turns 49. Yep, today marks our daughter making 49 trips around the sun. She won't read this, but happy birthday, kid.
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My oldest grandson is a senior in college.
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http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1549131302.jpg
Stolen from another thread - apologies to the original poster of this 'photo' Cheers JB |
When women with greying hair think you're hot...............
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Congratulations! I hope she is happy, healthy, and prosperous.
My son turns 51 in March. |
Wow--now I feel a bit younger.
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Happy Birthday, young lady! All the best. |
You get superpowers when you get old, like invisibility.
You walk into a room that has a buncha hotties and you immediately become invisible. |
^^^ And if they do notice you...they call you 'Sir'
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When the grocery baggers at Publix Market insist on taking your groceries out to the car.
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A gal that just got out of prison for shooting her husband, full grey head of says she wants to do a mosh pit....and you ain't it.
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... when a co-worker sees a 3.5 inch diskette and has the same reaction you do when you see a punch card.
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When out in public and random 50+ YO women smile at me. This happened in my 20s but took a hiatus for 30 years. All widows?
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I realized I was "older" when I caught myself looking at the mother rather than the daughter. And of course this was some decades ago.
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I only get called "hey kid" by guys in their '80's.
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When the newest car you currently own was made in 1986
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when urination takes longer than sex
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