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https://www.foxnews.com/health/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-penis-enhancement-procedure-reports-say

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A billionaire diamond trader has died during a penis enlargement operation at a posh Parisian clinic, it was reported.

Ehud Arye Laniado died at the age of 65 in the clinic of an unnamed plastic surgeon on the Avenue des Champs-Elysees in the French capital.

According to local media, complications during surgery proved fatal for the Belgian-Israeli dual national and he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis
Most just go for Viagra.

Circ reverse?

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This just makes no sense. Maybe if he was 20...? How do you go through 65 years of life w the body god gave you and then decide you need something crazy like that?

I’ll never understand humans.
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This just makes no sense. Maybe if he was 20...? How do you go through 65 years of life w the body god gave you and then decide you need something crazy like that?

I’ll never understand humans.
Bruce Jenner...
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Apparently he was short and had a "Napoleon Complex". Who cares how it looks in the locker room, as long as it works in the bedroom.
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Bruce Jenner...
Are you saying Bruce should have donated his organ to this fellow?
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I don't see why this is a big deal.
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I wonder what substance was injected into his penis.
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I wonder what substance was injected into his penis.
Marcaine? My WAG.
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Old 03-06-2019, 02:49 PM
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What’s more embarrassing, a small peepee or dying on an operating table having it made bigger?

I imagine his family is proud.
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it's not that hard …..









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I imagine his family is proud.
They're probably too busy stuffing the old man's fortune up their noses.
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am I the only one who is seeing more and bolder anti semitic messages every day?

I wonder how many of those who are carrying this message understand the stone aged muzzies will be happy to murder them along with the Jews once they've attained the power they desire.
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Well i had #6 adjusted perfectly but then just before i tightened it a butterfly in Zimbabwe farted and now i have to start all over again!
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Old 03-06-2019, 03:27 PM
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it's not that hard …..
That's a bingo.

BAM!
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no, no...just the article.
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Well i had #6 adjusted perfectly but then just before i tightened it a butterfly in Zimbabwe farted and now i have to start all over again!
I believe we all make mistakes but I will not validate your poor choices and/or perversions and subsidize the results your actions.
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Local anesthetic toxicity? Papverine overload?
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Guess he doesn't have to worry about a hang low now
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am I the only one who is seeing more and bolder anti semitic messages every day?

I wonder how many of those who are carrying this message understand the stone aged muzzies will be happy to murder them along with the Jews once they've attained the power they desire.
What are you referring to here? I must have missed it(?)
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Are you saying Bruce should have donated his organ to this fellow?
Even if they could do that, the guy's hand probably would have rejected it.
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am I the only one who is seeing more and bolder anti semitic messages every day?

I wonder how many of those who are carrying this message understand the stone aged muzzies will be happy to murder them along with the Jews once they've attained the power they desire.
beretta, accidentally responded to the wrong thread?

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