Why aren’t Sasquatch’s on the protected species list?

[shadowjack1]

They must be on the list. I tried to get a tag last week for one and as told that none were for sale.

[Sooner or later]

Originally Posted by shadowjack1

They must be on the list. I tried to get a tag last week for one and as told that none were for sale.

Last week? Applications were due April 5th.

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[ckcarr]

Perhaps is a migratory or escaped Bili ape?
Saw this discussed on Joe Rogan the other day.

If so, I would not want to run into it!

[Gretch]

"A few people on this forum have seen them so we know they exist."

you lost your audience, right there.......

HA!

[Rapewta]

They should be.

True story. Took the MMPI to work at a Nuclear Power plant.
Maybe one reader here knows what the MMPI is. If so... enjoy this story.
A couple of weeks after the exam I get called in to review my results with a shrink.

I pass. He looks likes Woody Allen with the sweater thrown over his shoulder.
He says "You're in." I passed the 300 questions in text.
One of the questions was "Is their anything you would never talk about?"
He says that I am ok to work at the Nuke Plant but tell me about this one thing you don't want to discuss.

So I tell him about running into Bigfoot.
Don't laugh.... It happened.

We, my older sister and three friends with a full grown German Shepard were hiking through a forest in a remote northern part of Calif.
Why? Summer and my father had a two week job at a real remote Hydro-Electric Power House.
We stayed at a cabin next to the other family's cabin.
One day we found a pond. A dead horse had been dragged up to the pond.
As we pondered the dead horse (double pun), the dog started growling and staring out at the pond. The pond was maybe 100 feet across and murky.
All of a sudden a huge creature emerged out of the middle of the pond. Slowly, total hairy and a sheen on the facial hair. Big. Easy, twice as big as a grown man.
It stood there, chest high looking at us and the dog retreated which scared us and we went running for our lives.
Every year when I visit my sister we recall what happened and know nobody will ever believe us, so we laugh. It was a Bigfoot.

The shrink let me work at the Nuclear Plant and had to wonder about it.

[unclebilly]

^^^ Like I said, some of us on this forum have seen Bigfoot so we know he is real...

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by Tobra

It is all about politics.


The Spotted Owl lobby is populated by a gang of anti Samsquanch dill holes

More than you know.

https://giphy.com/gifs/trump-is-bigfoot-1QjzdN6Q3HTrwqmKGH

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by ckcarr

Perhaps is a migratory or escaped Bili ape?
Saw this discussed on Joe Rogan the other day.

If so, I would not want to run into it!

Named after a local town since 2004........................

Wrap your head around that.

Bili ape
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bili_ape

When Karl Ammann, a Swiss photographer and anti-bushmeat campaigner, first visited the region in 1996, he was looking for gorillas, but instead discovered a skull that had dimensions like that of a chimpanzee, but with a prominent crest like that of a gorilla..................

[flipper35]

Isn't one an actor in the Star Wars movies?

[Sooner or later]

Fools... It is Bigfoot!



SALEM, Ore. — The first dead bull was found in a timbered ravine in eastern Oregon. There was no indication it had been shot, attacked by predators or eaten poisonous plants. The animal's sex organs and tongue had been removed. All the blood was gone.

In the next few days, four more Hereford bulls were found within 1.5 miles in the same condition. There were no tracks around the carcasses. Ranch management and law enforcement suspect that someone killed the bulls. Ranch hands have been advised to travel in pairs and to go armed.


Ever since the bulls were found over several days in July, Harney County Sheriff's Deputy Dan Jenkins has received many calls and emails from people speculating what, or who, might be responsible.

The theories range from scavengers such as carrion bugs eating the carcasses to people attacking the animals to cause financial harm to ranchers. One person suggested that Jenkins look for craters underneath the carcasses, saying it would be evidence the bulls had been levitated into a spaceship, mutilated, and then dropped back to the ground.