Twins
 

So there are these two twin women that are supposed to be the most identical twins in the world. They purposely eat, drink, exercise, dress exactly the same. They went to the same classes, college, etc. Needless to say, they might be called crazy.

So enter discussions of their dating life. They even dated twin boys at one point. But it was never really right. They always wanted to be "on the date" together. Confusing?

So now they have settled on sharing one man.

Somehow I started discussing this with Mrs. Beard. And after going through all of the above, she exclaimed: "What guy would want to have two twins?"

I said: "Uh, all of them?"

Thoughts?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8126221/Worlds-identical-twins-share-bed-boyfriend-reveal-eat-day.html

i'd settle for sisters..

or a mom and daughter..:)

at this point, who am i kidding? a mom OR a daughter

LOL... no twin sammich for you.... NEXT!

I never thought it would happen to me.....

They maintain those Kardashian butts on one meal a day?

Dear Penthouse.....

I'm a student at a small midwestern university....

Just for a short time. I have no desire for that kind of crazy on a long term basis.

You can talk to your doctor and they can give you injections for low-T

I just checked the link. That pair just doesn't do it for me. Sure, they are objectively hot, just not my type.

And I'm calling BS on the one meal a day and hours of working out unless the meal is 3000 calories and the working out mostly revolves around prancing around a gym trying to ensure that everyone is watching them.

they become stressed when they can't exercise

So just TWO TWIN women - not THREE TRIPLETS of FOUR QUADRUPLETS?

:D

Those two give me the creeps. Twice the maintenance without a discernible add.

I never thought it would be ideal to have a second woman there to complain about my performance.

How can you Celebrate Diversity with just identical twins??

unless...

unless there were multiple sets of identical twins...

Yuck.

I wouldn't want anything to do with either - or both.


However... When I was a schoolboy I dated a twin called Janet. One day I went around to her house and she called out "With you shortly..." and her identical twin came into the room wearing Janet's clothes, and sat on the couch next to me and said "So what are we doing this evening?" So I started kissing Janine and giving her a very hands on cuddle, and said "I was thinking a movie?" i thought this could end badly so did a "See you later about seven." and left. They never let on they played a trick on me, and I was absolutely delighted to get my hands on the other one too.

Agree

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1603930465.jpg

Is it the silicone?

or that they both did exactly the same ... ah.. silconeization?

Vapid, irascible, introverted, demanding, synthetic, wenches.

from The Shining...............

"Come play with us"

You asking what creeps me out?

Bad Skinjobs. Not human.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1603932590.jpg

You are all missing the point. Or maybe not. Or maybe. But what I'm trying to say is...

Mrs. Beard doesn't think guys would like the "idea" of having a twins for a significant other. I suggest, most guys would love the "idea". Maybe not THESE twins.

Sisters? Yep.

Mother Daughter? Why? That seems wrong to me...

Alternative Twins

Nurses

https://media1.s-nbcnews.com/i/newsc...e05a6152e3.jpg

Red-heads

https://fscomps.fotosearch.com/compc...__k1013825.jpg

https://image.freepik.com/free-photo...49155-3333.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6f/01...e951d09106.jpg

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img...win-627300.jpg

Every man. The end. Not even debatable.

See, Bob has the right idea guys. Be like Bob!

You gotta really like them. Hotness is just for a little minute.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1603933661.jpg

I didn't see the original twins pic before.....

Not even half a sammich ...

Agree. They look like a couple of blow up dolls trying to masquerade as humans...

what about clones?

As long as they are old enough, sure. And if you "accidentally" kill one, you can make more...

In theory, yes, but not those two.

Most men would **** twin snakes if they could hold them still. 🤪

"The lights are on, but you're not home" as Robert Palmer so eloquently put it.

Ever see the movie Multiplicity with Michael Keaton? It's hilarious.
Different situation though - he ends up with "several" clones. That way one clone is always around for the honey-do list, another clone is going to work for him, etc, while "HE" is able to enjoy life and do whatever he wants. I won't go further so as not to spoil the plot.

Surprised no on asked.... So I will.... Question is, are these twins getting with each other during the threesome?

On a hawtness scale of 1-10, those gals are somewhere between 0 and 1. Closer to 0 than 1...

YMMV...

I think they may have been on Botched.

Getting "evened" up a bit.

Ok, just spit my mornin coffee out ma nose..........