Zippers

[WPOZZZ]

Ouch, stop that! It brings back some bad memories.

Pockets aren't getting shorter, the material is. My niece goes out like this.

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by WPOZZZ

Pockets aren't getting shorter, the material is. My niece goes out like this.

I now know where "Hot Pockets" originated

[Roswell]

Originally Posted by sc_rufctr

So... Are more of "US" now sitting down to pee?

My current GF wont let any person with a penis stand up to pee in her house (seriously).

Will she let you pee outside? On the lemon tree?

[flatbutt]

I imagine that it would be very few amongst us that haven't caught their sac in a zipper. It's rather a rite of passage. You know when it happens too because that's a sound a man makes only once in his life, and it is readily recognized by those of us who have produced that sound.

As for zippers, I have more of a problem with the tiny pull tab.

[Jeff Hail]

Originally Posted by sc_rufctr

She read me the riot act the first time I stayed the night at her place so it's on the honor system... Generally I don't have a problem with it because it's her house and she comes to my house more often than not. I also discovered on that "first night" that night she has other attributes that make up for any shortcomings.

I respect peoples property but..........

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Ooh, slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
You just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

[Jeff Hail]

Originally Posted by cantdrv55

Have you ever gotten your ding dong or scrotum caught in a zipper? Happened to me once as a kid. Left me scarred, in more ways than one, for life. Now I just wear Velcro pants.

Laying the tracks is a *****. It causes a man to play the game of Twister vertically, similar to a seizure, then everything gets a little misty.

[A930Rocket]

Originally Posted by cantdrv55

Have you ever gotten your ding dong or scrotum caught in a zipper? Happened to me once as a kid. Left me scarred, in more ways than one, for life. Now I just wear Velcro pants.

A guy at work got the tip of his tallywacker caught in the zipper. They had to call an ambulance for him. 🤦🏽😅

[sc_rufctr]

Originally Posted by Roswell

Will she let you pee outside? On the lemon tree?

In short... No but again it's her house so I'm good with it. I do all of the house work at my place so I get why.

And just quietly; there are benefits to sitting down to pee.

[sc_rufctr]

Originally Posted by cantdrv55

Have you ever gotten your ding dong or scrotum caught in a zipper? Happened to me once as a kid. Left me scarred, in more ways than one, for life. Now I just wear Velcro pants.

Reading this made my eyes water...

[billybek]

The shorter zippered pants/shorts are supposed to be worn lower on the hips aren't they?

Button fly for the win...