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But you can say whether or not you would hire them again.
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One thing I recall about getting queries about a former employee from his prospective new employer (that was fired for cause like lying on an application) is you never wanted to get sued by that employee so you just said yeah he worked here, he just resigned one day to move on in his life or something to that effect. Sounds like weasel words, but getting sued by some loser is not a pleasant situation. Move on.
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Anyway, the year prior to me joining I was told they did $100K in custom sales. Cisco, HP, Intel, etc. were always asking for cool marketing programs but no one knew how to put them together. We did $5.3 million in sales in my 3rd year, all incremental, all on qualified lead generation and nurturing programs with media buy optimization tied to customer CRM business logic. I was very proud of the team we all put together, a lot of people helped me create it and manage it, and putting that on my resume helped me immensely when raising angel money for entrepreneurial ventures after I left Network World. It's fine to brag about what you did and embellish your resume with self-serving details but a whole lot better to talk about how you worked with a team for the benefit and success of the company as a whole.
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My parents taught me never ever lie. When someone loses trust in you it’s near impossible to get it back. I discard lying people from my life. It seems lying has become fashionable in politics, more than ever.
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Out of curiosity I googled and ex GF called Lisa. She is on linkedin and I read her remume. It turns out she is still a liar and a cheat (different sort of cheat I guess) 25 years later. I guess once a liar always a liar.
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Yer fired !He was awesome, and I was a huge baseball fan during his reign .... but Tom Seaver (RIP) was who I followed like a fanatic back then ... and I was a southpaw too !
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I had one job where there was a Jim Brown working there as well.
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Unfortunately resume's don't fly in my line of work. You're as good as your last job. If anything it's more of a "Miss Congeniality" contest.
I suck at sucking up.
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^^^^^ My career was in corporate IT .... large systems and data communications. After a few years my resume was superficial and for meeting HR requirements. Reputation, and inside tracks via my professional network meant I had a job if I wanted it ... it was twice a stacked deck, and I sucked at sucking up too.
I did review a lot of resumes the latter half of my career as my input was part of the process... it was pretty easy to spot the BS too.... trash can filed. I did know of a few (not in my small niche area) that were walked to the door after being hired tho' for their deceit. Resumes that came through HR usually sucked fwiw .
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My years with Lockheed Martin if you lied/embellished/pumped up your resume and that was found out generally you were shown the door . If you were a union employee you would be given a pass as long as the deceit didn't affect security clearance .
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My analysis field is quite narrow. People will know if you are BSing since they can confirm the data with people that have worked with you.
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In the private sector we did not have security clearances for my type of position, but you had to be "bonded" .... and those underwriters did NOT play with literally millions at stake.
On a similar PARFy topic, when I was in R&D at IBM in their very secure & protected sites and labs.... being lax with classified/secret/top secret documents would get you fired. You didn't even leave them out on your office desk to go take a leak .
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That is not even subtle. Life isn't binary. I have seen allot of resumes. I had an engineer who left the company and created a LinkedIn account. He listed his professional experience during the period he worked with me. He had help writing his experience - It was so over the top, having never meeting him, his experience level was impressive - I would hire him - but I knew better.The English language is full of adjectives that can describe an event, place or thing. It all subject to interpretation and more recently tolerance level. And all of us have a different line in which it becomes unacceptable. From embellishment, story telling, exaggeration, white lie, lie, to pants on fire, there is no set standard. It does become a problem when ethics are compromised or someone's life becomes at risk. Yes the world has changed - you didn't miss it, neither did I. We become numb to it.
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I always felt left out, because I never had a resume, but I was never looking for another job. I did build a Linked in page when I started my company in case someone wanted to check me out. Mostly I get spam from that, and I hear it is rather hard to kill a Linked in profile.
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For some reason I joined LinkedIn when another Pelican posted about it decades ago .... I knew I would never need/use it tho' When I realized what I had done
.... I tried to delete my account, but it wasn't easy back then.So I became a rancher named Hoss instead .... the spam has ceased years ago too! As soon as I joined, a headhunter who placed me in a job as a youngin' down in FL 20 years earlier contacted me .... he remembered me too .
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