Where would you put $70k?

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by Aurel

To maximize income, I would use SVOL. This puppy will yield 30 cents a share every month, currently trading at $22.64. So $70k would generate $927/month. That is 16%/yr yield!

For elderly parents (mine are 88 yrs old)?

Yer fired !

edited: I misread a synopsis regarding equities exposure. The fees on this one are redonkulous for an ETF tho and it's brief history shows volatility that doesn't meet my parents' needs either...

Nope!

[Aurel]

Originally Posted by KC911

For elderly parents (mine are 88 yrs old), and it has 100% exposure to equities?

Yer fired !

Haha! I just floated that one around to see the reactions…I said I would do it, with my own high risk tolerance.

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by Aurel

Haha! I just floated that one around to see the reactions…I said I would do it, with my own high risk tolerance.

I get it . I've done some risky stuff for myself over the years too .... but treat my parents' trust in me a bit differently.

[gregpark]

Originally Posted by GG Allin

2 lbs of physical gold.

This

[hierogk]

Pork bellies

[3rd_gear_Ted]

What are the odds of winning a Roulette bet?

The payout is 5:1, and the odds are 16.22% and 15.79% for European and American Roulette.

$350K or nothing. Just like a .180 average hitter hitting a homer.

[Targa68]

God's physical money!

[gregpark]

70% gold, 25% silver, 5% processed brass and lead

[Targa68]

[orangeguy26]

I split mine between my Roth IRA and a mix of index funds, but I also peeled off a tiny chunk for some fun stuff, like cheap csgo skins. It's been a surprising way to chill out on weekends. Rest went into boring adult stuff like repairs and paying down the mortgage.

[WPOZZZ]

I'm gonna do something stupid and buy an early 930 turbo.

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by WPOZZZ

I'm gonna do something stupid and buy an early 930 turbo.

Perfect for Honolulu traffic ... leave some for that China trip too!

Buts

[WPOZZZ]

Originally Posted by KC911

Perfect for Honolulu traffic ... leave some for that China trip too!

Buts

Midnight runs! Like I did with all my turbos. lol