Can't get enough of Southern Gal's

[Dixie]

Originally Posted by KC911

^^^^ Please close the damn curtains too ... even Stevie Wonder don't wanna watch !

I was naked when the door bell rang.
"It's the blind man!" he announced.
So I ran and opened the door.
'Nice tits!" he said, "now where do you want the blinds?

(And watching costs extra. )

[Targa68]

[speeder]

Oh Jesus, Edith.

[speeder]

Originally Posted by Capt. Carrera

In high school my momma once told me, "don't do nothing where you need to take your panties off."
That was kinda confusing cause I coulda just slipped them to the side if I wanted. 🤣

Originally Posted by Targa68

lol

There's that southern wit we always hear about!

[Dixie]

Originally Posted by PorscheGAL

The hardest part about the accent is some words sound one way in my head but come out of my mouth differently. For instance: In my head I know "pin" and "pen" should sound different but out of my mouth both sound the exact same.

Pin, pen
Heel, hill
Fire, far
Hour, our, are
Tired, tarred
Sure, shore
Sit, set

Can ya think of others pGal?

[bkreigsr]

...tar...tire
...oil...all

[HobieMarty]

Originally Posted by A930Rocket

Yum. I love grits with butter and a little bit of salt and pepper. Shrimp and grits are good too.



Edit: also fried chicken, fried okra, deviled eggs, poundcake, sweet tea, etc. My mom used to make it all from scratch.

Man oh man, that's what I'm talking about right thar!!!

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[HobieMarty]

Originally Posted by Capt. Carrera

Then you can't afford one of my favorites, etouffee over yellow Stone ground grits (made with half & half or cream.)

Heaven in a bowl!!!

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[Targa68]

https://youtu.be/uRLXePlF_XA?si=9Fg0-IsLgYTng9FM

[unclebilly]