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Maybe try those bike shorts.

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Old 05-19-2024, 05:33 PM
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I'm betting an extra dog would just get in the way, and you'd HAVE to find a total freak, because the novelty would wear off on most wominz VERY quickly.
You need a woman with two vaginas!

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/woman-with-two-vaginas-says-she-isnt-cheating-on-two-boyfriends/news-story/f23a8c4878ea4b39dc6a3b58db419460

Old 05-19-2024, 05:34 PM
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^^^ That.....and Bar Room bets.
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(I took that from an episode of ELR)
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I wonder how she knows they got the correct side?
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Old 05-19-2024, 06:20 PM
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Not sure who makes all the spoof new threads - but if there were one for this example - would it be “Frank’s beans”?

And - being helpful, check out Duluth trading company. Their skivvies aren’t cheap, but they have some pretty good supportive models.
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You need a woman with two vaginas!
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Old 05-20-2024, 10:31 AM
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Out patient procedure to fix it.

Not fun for a coupla days.
Won't likely resolve on its own
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Out patient procedure to fix it.

Not fun for a coupla days.
Won't likely resolve on its own
Thank you. I agree. My GP originally said minor surgury may be necessary to seal up the sack around the bean.

I'm wondering how long I will wait until I bark about it not going away. It's like parking a crew cab with an eight foot bed with duellys. Just kind of cumbersone (but a fraction of that drainage picture guy's troubles).

I bought compression shorts at Dicks, the Dicks Sporting Goods brand right next to the Under Armor brand. Just one pair to test out the size. They are favorably snug for holding in the twins but on the upside, they are stupid expensive. $25 for a pair of stretchy briefs and I'm going to buy more as back to back days without washing are not going to work.

I am thinking a quality jock strap may be good as well and as stated just put it on over your everyday underwear.

Thanks for all the comments.
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Old 05-22-2024, 05:09 AM
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Instead of beans and frank, I like Robin Williams usage. Big Jim and the twins.
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Bob- has this affected the spots in your trousers?
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‘The man with the 132-pound scrotum’: Unraveling the medical mystery

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The last 2 posts are why some things should not be discussed.
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I'm just gonna leave this here.
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Bob- has this affected the spots in your trousers?
Seems the older I get the more the spots appear on my trousers. Not older, better!!

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The last 2 posts are why some things should not be discussed.
I am so happy to hear that it is more of an annoyance than a medical issue that good jokes and bad jokes are just fine.
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If it’s the bean and not the frank, why go to Dick’s?

That’s scrotally unacceptable, IMO.
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Hi Bob,

I hope you’re doing better, I don’t have much to add, except maybe ask Ronnie not to squeeze so hard?
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Hi Bob,

I hope you’re doing better, I don’t have much to add, except maybe ask Ronnie not to squeeze so hard?
Don't be jealous of my kung fu grip!
Old 05-25-2024, 12:37 PM
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Out patient procedure to fix it.

Not fun for a coupla days.
Won't likely resolve on its own
June 29th out-patient surgery. Called a week ago Friday saying I don't think the underwear is going to do the trick. Following Monday I have a Dr's visit and he says Yep, we need to fix it.

You wont have "Big Bean Bob" to kick around anymore.

Thanks for all the responses.

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