I was playing somewhere (can’t remember where) and a sign back in some woods said “This is out of bounds…if your looking for your ball, stop by the pro shop to inquire about lessons!”


During Covid, the ridiculous thing they had to get the ball out of the hole without reaching in the hole. I remember people wiping down the whole golf cart with disinfectant wipes!

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Couple more: lotsa miles on the old sand wedge…

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Need any used balls? Already taken probably twice that many to First Tee for the kids to use on their driving range.

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Pisses me off that guys leave the pin in the hole now because it was okay during Covid and apparently it’s allowed now

Commonly attributed to Mark Twain, but probably not.

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/05/28/golf-good-walk/

I recently scared a spotted fawn hiding in the tall grass, when I stepped about 8 feet from where it was hiding.

Greens keepers do not love hooved animals.

Mmmmmm. A fawn sammich.