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My sister is pretty stupid and couldn't get a date so I fixed her up with a friend of mine, Dave. Dave arrived smartly dressed and brought a fancy bag of candy. The next day I asked my sister how the date went and she said she couldn't stop laughing during their date at the movies. I asked why. She said she felt Dave's hand gently sliding over her shoulder, over her chest and down her bra. I asked her what she did and she said she laughed. Next Dave's hand slid along her leg and into her panties. Again she laughed and couldn't stop laughing. I asked her why she laughed so much and she said the bag of candy was in her handbag the whole time. |
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With that much silicone on hand, I bet there's not a leaky window in that whole place.
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YouTube Spotlight: Zombie Face Halloween Makeup Tutorial
YouTube Spotlight: Zombie Face Halloween Makeup Tutorial - National YouTube Spotlight | Examiner.com http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1392325165.jpg http://thehappyclamor.blogspot.com/2010/10/playing-with-goat-fluffer-and-going-to.html http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TpGAZoFOeO...Bfor%2Bweb.jpg I don't get it either. |
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Driving in the "wintery mix" is FUUUUUN:
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...and now for something completely different http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1392330011.jpg |
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