Now for the mother of all questions:

In what state do the Simpsons live in?

(Hint - they stated it in the vh1 behind the scenes episode at the very end)

I personally couldn't believe they said it after 13 years.

orygun?

i know matt groeing went to the Univ or oregon and is from portland...

there is a town called springfield adjacent to the city of eugene (home of the univ or oregon).

skinner's butte, is in eugene, principal skinner.

there is a pioneer man on the univ. or oregon campus, looks just like jebidiya springfield.

what did they say on VH1?

Homer: No no Lisa. If adults don't like their job, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half assed.

Homer: I wanna be someone important, like an actor.

Homer: No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.

Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure.

Homer: To start, press any key. Where's the ANY key?

Not Oregon, any other guesses out there?

Too easy for hardcore fans. I'll help with hints.
Its a state east of the Mississippi.

Northern kentucky.

no thats where the Chicken comes from.

CHICKEN< CHICKEN, ECHICKENS I tells you

it aint right, you cant take the right form people to masticate chickens

the episode talked about the small town family from Minnesota

what led you to believe it was Kentucky?

Thats the thing, every time the episode is shown, it says a different state.

no way,damn it!!!!!

dudes, i'm telling you it's oregon. i dont even think about it anymore. i was up there for school, five years. i was skeptical when someone told me this theory, but the years went by and the facts became more and more obvious to me. so, get over it, it's springfield, lane county, oregon, USA.

cheers,
grind

Please send to 11 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, Oh-ya Maude! Come right in...

Lisa(from the goal): "Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard. Hack the bone!!! Hack the bone!!"

ralph: "it burns like fire"

no no no no no
it's -it tastes like burning!

LOL OOOOH YA! EVEN BETTER !!

please forgive me

Ralph: Your breath smells like dead bunnies!

Mmmmm.....f-l-o-o-r w-a-f-f-l-e-s

I love it when Homer is praying to the waffle that's stuck to the ceiling of their kitchen (which he thinks is God himself) and Marge prys it loose with the broomhandle. Homer stands there holding it, resisting the urge...

Homer: "Ohh, I know I should not eat thee... but.... *chomp*...Mmmm Sacrilicious!" :D

eye of the tiger, mouth of a teamster

mmm, floor pie

no beer and no tv make Homer something something...