famous quotes

[osidak]

FAMOUS SEX QUOTES
Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy."

Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."

Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat of the car...and she wanted me to drive."

George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex, if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women ... among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."

Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building."

[djmcmath]

For the programmers: "Commenting your code is like sex. When it's good, it's really good, but even when it's bad, it's better than nothing."

[SRISER]

Sex is like pizza...even when it is bad it still is pretty good

[juanbenae]

my pops- you can F your eatins, but never eat your F'ins.

[kach22i]

Non-sex quotes:
http://www.born-today.com/Today/04-27.htm

[lendaddy]

My old foreman used to say "they say you can't wear that thing out, but I'm pretty damn close"